I'M A COLLEGE GIRL!

Walking is a skill.

I am certain of this.

Moreover, I am certain that I don't posess said skill.

The proof? 

My pants got soaked to my knees today from walking around on campus. 

I don't know how it happens.

I was sitting outside my Artefact's class and my buddy,

Homebitch Pete walked by and threw his wet sweater at me.

Yes, his sweater was wet but upon further inspection,

I found that his pants were mostly dry. 

Apparently, if you're me, it rains upside down.

Only you don't notice.

Le gasp! 

I need to get me some rain-proof panties!

LMFAO! 

I got this when google-ing "rain panties".

-C to the H to the double E, Chee