Thursday, August 27, 2009

Geographical porn

So, I was sitting at Cafe Lima yesterday with some friends
when I ran into some old classmates.
(I'm sitting near some stairs and it smells like pot right now...)
They asked me what my major is and I said, "Geography"
and for some reason, they understood "Pornography".
The conversation continued until one of them asked me what the hell location has to do with porn.
After the due clarifications, I asked them why they so readily believed I was majoring in porn. 
They said it sounded like something I would do for the hell of it.
After half a second of thought I realized that what they said was true.
would.
By the time I die, I want to be able to say that I've done it all, just not to excess.
Plus, I could make a shitload of money writing scripts for pornos.
Anywhoo, I'm wearing white today.
^_^
-Chee

Monday, August 17, 2009

I'M A COLLEGE GIRL!

Walking is a skill.
I am certain of this.
Moreover, I am certain that I don't posess said skill.
The proof? 
My pants got soaked to my knees today from walking around on campus. 
I don't know how it happens.
I was sitting outside my Artefact's class and my buddy,
Homebitch Pete walked by and threw his wet sweater at me.
Yes, his sweater was wet but upon further inspection,
I found that his pants were mostly dry. 
Apparently, if you're me, it rains upside down.
Only you don't notice.
Le gasp! 
I need to get me some rain-proof panties!
LMFAO! 
I got this when google-ing "rain panties".
-C to the H to the double E, Chee