I haven't done much...

...but dream.

In last nights dream, I looked like this.


The whole school threw a party for an ex-suicidal girl
who graduated years ago and only had one friend--
her girlfriend.

The boy I loved in 9th and 10th grade
kissed the back of my hand and proposed
celibacy.

The school janitors used their cars--
the nicest cars money can buy--
to mow over fences.

The sky was purple.



A violin and a ukulele played a heartbreaking duet.

It sounds like the kind of fantasy a stomp poet would write.

But while I slept, it was all real.

Chee

[if this post were to have a theme song, it would be "We Are Winning" by Flobots.]

Cell phones need a vacation

I think cell phones just decided to commit suicide today (in my response to Chee)

They need a vacation of some sorts, I guess.

Yours (Chee) needed a pedophile

Mine needed to die...though I think they gave me an emo phone since the beginning 'cause it's brand new (I got it Saturday!) Dam emo phones!!!

I was gonna get into the car (or machine of EEEEvil) but I was carrying my cello AND my bad AND my phone AND my i-pod...and probably some spare underwear when SLIP!!!

There it went!!!

It didn't even reboud! It just SLIPPED beautifully

into the gutter.

It wanted to do that.

Now it's smelly, but hey!

At least now my gutter sings Celtic Woman

-Mess in mess

Crazy people shouldn't be given liscences

Really! They shouldn't!!!
I....I don't deserve it!!!

Recently, I almost Killed Emma and Vicks in a 15 minute ride to my house.

THE, I almost killed an old dude!!! And he takes care of other old people!!!!

Then I almost massacred a mailbox. That wasn't so bad.

However, afterwards, I almost MURderED a religion teacher!!!! Jesus!!!!

Then, after droppin Vicks SAFELY off at the train station...I didn't know how to go back to my house!!! So I almost killed ME!!!

And today...I killed a tree...and got lost in a gated community for half an hour.

Thank God for Vick's mom (she led me out >.<) I hate cars.

Why can't we have ponies?

- Mess eating mess

Today was a bad day for cell phones.

My little brother, {Jay} [yeah, he's cool enough for the squiggly ones

lost the keypad on his.

Mess' fell in a gutter

and is now too icky to handle.

Mine?

Disappeared.

I have a theory--

there is a black hole following me. 

If anyone out here on the interwebz could tell me where to find a 

black-hole-hunter

I would very much appreciate it.

Today was a bad day for fingers too. 

I got another paper cut. 

Aaaaaand  I somehow dislocated big brother's {Joe}

middle finger.

He deserved it. 

Sorry.

>_<

So, I am now stranded , 

at home, cell-phone-less.

 

UPDATE 

My sister just walked in and apparently...

My phone is being held HOSTAGE.

For serious!

The dude wants to come to my HOUSE

and he wants me to pay a REWARD.

I dropped it when I went to pick up my family's lunch.

Douche bag didn't give it in to the business--

he just took it with him!

Too pissed off to finish this,

Chee

P.S.

Vicks or Mess, call me to my house.

But if either of you speak to Blue before this,

Tell It to call me to my same number but ending in 22 instead of 51. 

L'amour, le gossip, les amis.

Dear Reader[s]:

I'm posting to say...
I'm posting way too much!
>.<

Other than that, huge drama at school lately.
Ok, two huge dramas.
One involves Facebook and the almighty power of alcohol,
throw in a girl most people don't like and make one mean fiesta.
Aaaaand,
It's worth mentioning Emma and her [ex?]boyfriend.
Someone she refuses to believe ever cheated on her.
I, however, will try to not intrude.
Watch me fail miserably.

I mean, ok.
It's her life!
But I care about her and she'll find out eventually and she'll resent me.
Because, I knew.

Bla, romance sucks.

Until then,
Vicky

Old People! Shake what your mamma gave you!

Like so:

Thanks Mess, you're wonderfully amusing.
^_^

-Vicks

P.S. Pay no attention to the fact the video is repeated... I phail like that.

Ooh, you make me live

The show was AMAZING.

MATHEMATICAL

AWESOME

KILLER

 

RAD

 

:D

 

Aside from that though, 

not much has happened.

Ooh, we have finals coming up this week.

I haven't studied for a single one. 

Tee hee.

Any other procrastinators out there?

I think I only need to study for French... and Spanish.

I think I'll go lock myself up with Mess and do so.

.... tomorrow...

I wrote a story!

It's called Watching Glory Come In the Form of Morning

and I don't think I've ever given anything else that much thought.

Now I have to write an essay about it.

>_<

Do you know how weird it is to refer to yourself in MLA?

Oh, I've developed an obsession for Julia Nunes.

She is amazing. 

She made me want a ukulele.

Gimme!

Chee

Cows.

Australia.
The movie that made cows sexy.

-Vicks

I hate the future

I stayed home from school because I'm sick... with allergies :3

But really, my mom gave me permission so that I could apply to colleges properly.

Colleges.... ah. (: What a hurtful joke. The other day I applied to University ** for the first time. Yesterday I got a letter in the mail saying that I "didn't meet the standards" which isn't possible for two reasons. One, because I haven't sent them my SAT scores. Two, I have the required GPA to get in with an 1180 on my SAT... and since I haven't sent out my SAT score, they don't know if I have the minimum required SAT score to get in. What is worse is that the letter isn't a flat out rejection. I was just told that I should go on a "deference program" which means that I should go to another college and THEN apply to University **. Thanks but no thanks. I would rather jump off a bridge while on fire than apply to your University again.

So today I am sitting in front of my computer trying to think of an essay to write for my other 10 college choices. I've been doing this for the past 7 hours.... I need to write something inspiring for the following uninspiring prompt:

Write an essay in which you tell us about someone who has made an impact on your life and explain how and why this person is important to you.

What I don't get is how writing about someone important to me will get me into college. My major of choice requires no writing of essays and if they did, it wouldn't be a big part of it.

In other news, I'm taking the SAT again tomorrow and I have to write yet another uninspired essay so that maybe some old, bitter, wrinkly, know-it-all man can give me a 2. (:

If you haven't applied to college yet, don't even bother. It is all a big scam. You pay a big load of money so that MAYBE you can be successful in life. They're pretty much elitist, out-of-tune people with nothing better to do than to LOOK for things to give you a big, fat, REJECTED with.

Love, Kenni<3

Duh.

I phail monstrously at counting...
Althought!
I'm not counting the Christmas mini-post as an entry!
Ha!
I foooooooled you!
>.<

I'm not insane, I swear.

Vicks.

The middle of the week has never been this sexy

Three's the magic number, peoples!

the third of December!
the third consecutive post!
three rings on my left hand!
three charms on one of my necklaces!

Ok, now I'm just being paranoid.

Nothing major to report except...
The Christmas Concert Extravaganza is tomorrow!
Let's hear it for our ode to Martha Stewart!
And to Emma for making the hilarious solo!
And to us for waving around kitchen utensils!

Oh, yes, we're that hardcore.

Off to bed ridiculously early to rest those singing muscles of mine!
Huh, I'm using a lot of exclamation marks.
Does that mean I'm happy?

Lucid dreaming is the only kind of dreaming,
Vicky-Vicks

Oh! Before I forget!

It's December!
Which meaaaaans...!

It's almost Christmas!

My favorite holiday!

:O

Hope you're celebrating with me,

Vicks

Do the Hellen Keller.

Ok, I've just realized my first title [You've got until midnight... to die.] was kind of... macabre.
Especially if someone reads this and then dies.
Sorry if I've jinxed it, peoples of the interwebz.
>.<

Isn't death a curious thing?
What happens afterwards?
Are there other planets with people just like us?
Are we being observed by impossibly intelligent aliens?

Whoa.

I've gone on a complete existential trip.
>.>

In other news...
Choir rehearsals are squeezing the energy slowly and painfully out of me.
Thank the Gods the concert is on Thursday.
I shall bring pictures!
Just because I need to learn how to do this uploading thing.
Because, let's face it, I phail at Internet-ing things.
^_^

I hope Emma gets to post!
But, if not, I'm here.
Yaaaay.
Cheer people, cheer!

I failed a Lit Workshop quiz today.
Just because I was f@#*%$~ late!
Damn my eldery Principal!
She was the one talking to me anyways.
#($#*$#*%$)(!



Shush girl, shut your lips.
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

->Vict-oh-ri-ah

We all have babel fish, Mess!

Ok, I was feeling a little emo today, too.
But Mess made me laugh and so did Chee [check posts below] so now I'm in a good mood. ^_^
So Ima bust out some o' ye olde foreign languages just because I want to be cool.

Today I went to Denny's and ate French Toast.
My six year old brother wondered out loud why it was called French Toast
and I answered as any 21st century teen would answer:
"Wikipedia it."

And that's not even the weird part!
My brother reaches for my *squeal* iPhone and goes to Wikipedia and does some research.
I'm pointing out once again, he's six.

I was playing with Barbies when I was six!
I did not know words such as "horrifying" or what the French word for jingle bells was!
[which, by the way, is cloches de tintement... who knew. >.>]
So, I conclude he's either an alien or he was genetically altered.
Makes sense, right?
Yeah, ^_^, I thought so.

So, I'm thinking about something.
Thanksgiving makes you want to eat.
And not just eat...
But, eat.
Eat like you've never eaten.
I say this because today we went to Chili's.
Normal enough, you say!
But, between two small children, one frail grandmother and one mother and daughter
we ended up scarfing down four plates of ribs and two Moltens.
What?!
That is just disgusting.

Here's to starving yourself until Christmas!
Vicks

P.S. As I'm pressed for time, satisfy yourselves with my powerful and emotive use of Italics. ^^

In my defense...

... there were only two or three emo-love life blogs.

The rest was just me trying to be funny and failing miserably.

Ah, Alaska. 

I dunno why I feel so awkward around her.

I think her brains intimidate me. 

I was going to say something else about her but I'm nice so I'll keep it to myself.

Mess and Kenni are making me wish I knew a language that they don't.

Α, μα εγώ θα χρησιμοποιήσει μόνο έναν μεταφραστή.

Speaking of languages, 

I woke myself up this morning in the strangest of ways.

Apparently, I was trying to figure out how to say "sailor" in Spanish while

sleeping

and I shouted "marinero" and woke myself up.

I almost forgot!

Gabriella the beta fish died on Saturday.

My seven year old sister cried because she didn't want to flush it.

So we held a funeral in our backyard.

[Rest in peace Gabriella. You will be sorely missed both by your former partner, Troy and your owner, Valerie.]

We're terrible pet owners.

We used to have dwarf bunnies.

They birthed three litters.

All of which currently accompany Gabriella the beta fish.

[awww, you can see a lil' bit of my sister]

I think the wheight of this on my concience might have something to do with my vegetarianism.

-Chee

Вы смотрите придурковатыми когда вы делаете то

My Русско Barbie stinks.

Mess is back and she's read up on EVERYONE's posts! So no whinin'! Specially from Chip-o-da-old-block-Chee!

I noticed that,while Kenni made me laugh, Chee and Vicks-the-sinus clearer were being emo emus!

Mr. Blog seems to be violated with stories of love lifes! SO! Whilst some would find remedy's in happier notes, I think I should add моя жизнь влюбленности too!

I like Alaska, but Alaska's too much of a robot to notice. So caught up in Biology, she ain't noticin the Loveology! That's an important science!!! Like
WOmbology, the study of wombo and
Porcupineology
the study of BRICKS! Dont ask

Vitas loves you all, as well as me
Choir concert comin soon! Be thar!

Я тебя люблю!!


Oh Well! At least I've got me my Girardelli brownies!

I know, I suck.. A little. ^^

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?!
NO!
It's..... Victoria back from the dead!

hahaha. Maybe not quite so literally but you get my drift.
I think we [fellow DD bloggers and I] are experiencing something called:
cosmic irony
The world is against us!
And I have to pee...

Woo! I'm back.
Not to brag or anything but I'm the fastest pee-er you will ever meet.
^_^

Alrighty, so where was I?
A-ha!
Technology conspires against us Dolls!
Internet failures, HTML confusion.
Et cetera.

I've got nothing interesting to report except for my ghastly writer's block.
I have to write this short story for Lit Sweatshop and it's not going well.
All I've got so far is an Identity-esque plot about a girl with multiple personalities.
Yaaaaaay
Let's hear it for happiness.
>.>

Oh! You know what?
I should go.
I need to do all these things and I've got no time!
Whoah!
Big stress wave my way.

I enjoyed Twilight
Like CHEE didn't.
>.>
Edward is ga-- sexy. ^^
But, seriously...
Don't you want a sexy crooner vamp after you?

If you like piña coladas,

Vicks.

P.S. OMFG. I have an iPhone. xD
I want to make it look like that..

Hey! I'm gonna poop on your bed

Alex returns,

It's Thanksgiving!!! And I'm sick again.

Seems like me and holidays don't go together. Hope everyone's enjoying some nice cultural dishes, cause me

I hate turkey.

>.< style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" size="4">Poptarts are nice!

I've been playing Video Games that Suck. Contrary to popular belief....wait...they do suck.
Oh well!

I'll be 'round postin'up some random videos on youtube
bout Guitar Hero and how it makes me want to
Poop on your bed
see ya.
Alex and the flu

Dollar Store Expeditions

Today was supposed to be Emma's day,

but

her computer charger died

and

I didn't have time to do mine yesterday.

I'll tell you about my dollar store expedition!

The dollar store par exelence around here is called Capri. 

The smell of piss hit my nostrils the moment I walked in.

It turned out to be cheap carpets. 

But the fact that it came from the bathroom department had my brain working up a myriad of scenarios.

Capri never dissapoints. 

I always find something to laugh at in there. 

That day, it was Jesus.

I leave our non-existent readers to analyze the cultural implications of this.

I'm gunna go clean my room

and

pay attention to the Blue/Chee (heh heh) text-a-thon.

Your cotton candy is in my dishwasher.

<3

Chee

Pass the salt

We've reorganized!

In a very fiveawesomegirls-like move, we've now established must-post days.

They go as follows:

Monday - ME! [Paper Chee]

Tuesday - Porcelain Emma [cross your fingers and hope she'll comply]

Wednesday - Victoria Plastique  [for love!]

Thursday - Barbie's Kenni [get your google translator bar]

Friday - Miss Rag Mess ['cause she's awesome]

The only one who did her job was Kenni.

Good girl.

We love you!

The rest of us were too busy.

Really.

Monday and Tuesday.

Work workety work!

Wedesday!

The Twilight premiere. 

As we expected, the movie was full of our teenybopper school-mates.

They screamed every time Edward showed up.

We screamed every time the pepper spray showed up.

Then, 'cause we're cooler than our snooty classmates, 

we went to BIG Kmart.

We being Dolly's Day + Lips + Jimmy.

(Lips is our buddy. We like Lips. Lips is crazy)

We danced in the aisles and checked out the guy in the toy area.

Buut, then I was stuck in two hour traffic, I had left my phone at Ben & Jerry's

AND!

I still had to do a politics thing with my partner. 

Needless to say, I did not sleep very much. 

Thursday,

I very very very badly failed my French history test.

Then I had to study for literary sweatshop.

My night wasn't as exciting as Kenni's.

Heh, heh. 

Friday,

I caught up on sleep. 

And I saw:

-The Clique (terrible movie)

-Once (excellent movie)

-Fried Green Tomatoes (alright)

Saturday!

We put the Christmas tree.

It's so pretty!

I'll put pictures up as soon as my camera decides to cooperate.

And I went to Snickers Urbania.

It was pretty rad. 

Got to see Metal Mulisha

and a bunch of hot skater guys

and grafitti artists

and some awesome local bands.

Met an adorable asian guy.

Best of all, it was free.

Today!

I've been getting ready for tomorrow's rehearsal.

See you there, Dolls.

-Chee

Thursdays

Everything always happens on Thursdays.

I'm serious.

I was going to the premiere of Twilight last night and decided to take a nap in my friend's car before the movie. Three hours later, some cops came and told us that apparently it is illegal to sleep in a parking lot. wtf? never mind.
My first encounter with the cops. Lovely.

Anyways, it's been a lovely day. Really. The sun is shining and the leaves are FINALLY turning orange(global warming?). It was finally cold today (about 34' F) so I got to look like the Michelin Man:

:3 Hottie.

Mein Freund♥, der ich mit alle mein Herz liebe, hat zu Oklahoma gegangen. Ich bin traurig weil ich ihm vermisse. :(
Auf der anderen Seite... Heute die Schule hat mir gefaellen. Wir haben mit crayons zeichnen! Ich habe eine EINS in meinem Kunst Geshichte Klasse. YAYYY! :D Ich will jetzt feiern. Hm... Ich weiss nicht was anders zu schreibe. Mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht.
Tschues.

Note to whoever made our page layout:
IT'S COMPLICATED LOOKING. >.> IT FRUSTRATES ME.
Seriously. o.o where is the home button or whatever? Am I stupid? D:

Happy Late Thursday. :)




That's all I have to say for now.

Love,

KENNI

FREE RICE! CLICK HERE!

Alex is back and happening

Alex is BACK

Words of wisdom: You don't get points for playing by the rules

GUh! Just came from a fashion show!
I HATE those darn models that are too afraid to change in public >.
Anyywhooo! I am reallllllllly in the mood for some brownies...the Girardelli, triple chocolate kind, to be exact.

I'm sort of disappointed in Klondike, ma laptop.....it keeps on .....dying...

there is a persistent tumor growing out of my ear. I want to stick knives in ma brain.

I've always tried playing two instruments at once. No success yet.

I'll takeyou to the candy shop

OMG! This photographer dude wouldn't stop touching me....all I could look at was his enormous.....NIKON CAMERA!!! Camera buddies!

Sloppy Joes are tasty. Sometimes

I like playing the sims with real people o.o

-love, Alex
I'm probably the coolest person you know.

Yeah, so I'm obviously overly excited about my camera...

... and it isn't even new. 

It is, however, purple.

I've been thinking about my style on this blog.

I think its waaay too similar to Victoria's. 

I wasn't doing it on purpose. 

From now on, I'll try to make this as Dolly's Day--esque as possible.

Now. 

The day went as per usual: 

Go to school.

Try to survive,

Only to commit accidental suicide by pastel poisoning.

Study hall put us once more in the land of boredom. 

So what do we do? 

We draw on our tongues with Mess' art supplies.

Yup, we're the cool kidz.

I "scored" tickets to the Twilight premiere.

Okay, I'll admit it. 

First read-through,

the books were awesome.

I fell in love with Edward just like everybody else.

But honestly, as I read Breaking Dawn, 

I found myself laughing.

I believe the adequate description is cheesy. 

Le fromage d'Edward Cullen.

With the exception of Mess, 

we all read it before it became a fad

and then we promised we'd go to the movie premiere.

At the time we didn't know the Queen would be hosting it.

Somehow, I'm not as excited as I should be. 

At least Jimmy and Blue are coming. 

Le gasp!

I haven't told thee interwebz about the awesomeness of

JAMES!

He is my twin brotha from anutha motha. 

Born the same day as me and everything.

[July 22, send us stuff! :D]

Only he was born three years before.

Does it get better?

Yes.

We can check out guys together.

^_*

I just googled Jesus.

This is ridiculous.

They're all white. 

And one of them looks like a male model.

They ALL look like male models.

 At least this one has a nice tan.

Wow,I totally lost my DD rhythm.

Ahh, I'll keep working on it. 

I feel like I should put another picture in here... 

 

;D

Because I'm immature and I think its funny.

-Chee

Chee the "all-knowing"

>.>
Thesaurus.

I am back to awesomeness!

Rejoice!
I am back to my normal self!
We seem to have pictures up on the blog.
:O
I iz shocked!
Hehehe...

In other news... I have a big History test tomorrow!
How... unexciting.
If sonnets are useless, knowledge about the Civil War is...
*checks synonym dictionary*
Useless! Futile! Hopeless!
Pah.

I can't watch musicals without singing along. >.<
People laugh at me!
But, you know what?
I don't care!
I looooove to sing!

Anywhoooo... Random interject after being looked at funny while singing Grease.
^^
The bake sale we had yesterday went off rather well!
I'm pleased to say we're out of the negatives in our account. XD
There was a lot of dancing around, singing and eating.
Butchered Gloria Gaynor, sold Cielito Lindo.
[you get a cookie if you can correctly identify who Gloria Gaynor is!]

Are you ready for your cookie?
I'm an awesome baker.
Ask Chee!
Or Mess!
Or... Blue!
Blue likes my cupcakes and brownies.
But let's not talk about Blue.
These are sensitive times.
>.<

Hm, I've seized watching Hairspray.
The Russian is talking to me and Jacob is calling.
My life is interesting.
^^

Well, I shall be back when I have something interesting to write!
Although I've said pretty interesting things!
Hopefully. >.< style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> love and a Peanut Butter cupcake for your troubles.
-Vicks

Synonym dictionary = thesaurus

I was late to school this morning but it was okay because I got a sneak peek at this new phone...

 

Yes, that is a manphone. 

And a pretty cheap looking one at that. 

Still, it made me laugh.

The day progressed pretty much as usual, until lunch that is. 

We met two very distinct members of society.

Angelina Aquafina and Enrico Balduino the Third.

The got along quite well.

Afternoon classes, choir and then...

MORMONS!

I don't know why I find them so adorable.

Probably because of Latter Days--

no, I found them cute before I saw that.

Buuuut now I am home and  I also have a history test tomorrow.

School is hard. 

Lesson of the day:

Never use the adjective 'gloating' to describe a guy who acts like a prick.

The mental image is just too weird.

Okay, I really need to study now.

Peace out mothalickaz!

-Chee

We tried to auction off Emma

If you didn't know, we gots four proud members of the choir student goverment-thing here!

I iz tha prez! [look like an idiot]


Mess is the secksie secretary!



Vick-ness! The librariannnnnn!



Emma [on the left]! Public [heh heh] relations!


Aaaaand Kenni just provides awesome.



So checkout! We had a bake sale today! Yayyyyy!


And so with this, you might realize--
and by you I mean radical internet robots who are the only ones to register the existence of this blog--
that I will now be posting more pictures!
Why?
My camera LIVES!
My daddy bought me a new charger!

In other news... I have an English test tomorrow!
On what?!?!
Renaissance stuff?
Sonnets?
Who knows!?
Who cares?!?!
Teachers teach us the same junk every year--
iambic pentameter, three quatrains and a couplet!
How about you teach me something OTHER than the same friggin' sonnet about thou being more temperate than the seasons?
Something I can use in life.
Don't get me wrong, I love English,
I do alright, honors and all.
So it isn't like I'm stoopet--
and I read a lot, not just school stuff.
Its probably in my top three classes but when teachers repeat the same thing, it just looses meaning--at least to me it does.
Yeah, I don't care much for Shakespeare but Dante?
Now that is something I'd like to spend more than three days on.

Speaking of English,
today was the English assembly!
They showed a movie I helped write the screenplay for!
I was kinda pissed the day we got together to write so my part didn't come out as well but,
the students liked it!
:D

Currently contemplating the creation of a livejournal or a flickr.
Opinions?

Okay, I'm out.
-Chee