Geographical porn

So, I was sitting at Cafe Lima yesterday with some friends

when I ran into some old classmates.

(I'm sitting near some stairs and it smells like pot right now...)

They asked me what my major is and I said, "Geography"

and for some reason, they understood "Pornography".

The conversation continued until one of them asked me what the hell location has to do with porn.

After the due clarifications, I asked them why they so readily believed I was majoring in porn. 

They said it sounded like something I would do for the hell of it.

After half a second of thought I realized that what they said was true.

I would.

By the time I die, I want to be able to say that I've done it all, just not to excess.

Plus, I could make a shitload of money writing scripts for pornos.

Anywhoo, I'm wearing white today.

^_^

-Chee