We all have babel fish, Mess!

Ok, I was feeling a little emo today, too.
But Mess made me laugh and so did Chee [check posts below] so now I'm in a good mood. ^_^
So Ima bust out some o' ye olde foreign languages just because I want to be cool.

Today I went to Denny's and ate French Toast.
My six year old brother wondered out loud why it was called French Toast
and I answered as any 21st century teen would answer:
"Wikipedia it."

And that's not even the weird part!
My brother reaches for my *squeal* iPhone and goes to Wikipedia and does some research.
I'm pointing out once again, he's six.

I was playing with Barbies when I was six!
I did not know words such as "horrifying" or what the French word for jingle bells was!
[which, by the way, is cloches de tintement... who knew. >.>]
So, I conclude he's either an alien or he was genetically altered.
Makes sense, right?
Yeah, ^_^, I thought so.

So, I'm thinking about something.
Thanksgiving makes you want to eat.
And not just eat...
But, eat.
Eat like you've never eaten.
I say this because today we went to Chili's.
Normal enough, you say!
But, between two small children, one frail grandmother and one mother and daughter
we ended up scarfing down four plates of ribs and two Moltens.
What?!
That is just disgusting.

Here's to starving yourself until Christmas!
Vicks

P.S. As I'm pressed for time, satisfy yourselves with my powerful and emotive use of Italics. ^^

In my defense...

... there were only two or three emo-love life blogs.

The rest was just me trying to be funny and failing miserably.

Ah, Alaska. 

I dunno why I feel so awkward around her.

I think her brains intimidate me. 

I was going to say something else about her but I'm nice so I'll keep it to myself.

Mess and Kenni are making me wish I knew a language that they don't.

Α, μα εγώ θα χρησιμοποιήσει μόνο έναν μεταφραστή.

Speaking of languages, 

I woke myself up this morning in the strangest of ways.

Apparently, I was trying to figure out how to say "sailor" in Spanish while

sleeping

and I shouted "marinero" and woke myself up.

I almost forgot!

Gabriella the beta fish died on Saturday.

My seven year old sister cried because she didn't want to flush it.

So we held a funeral in our backyard.

[Rest in peace Gabriella. You will be sorely missed both by your former partner, Troy and your owner, Valerie.]

We're terrible pet owners.

We used to have dwarf bunnies.

They birthed three litters.

All of which currently accompany Gabriella the beta fish.

[awww, you can see a lil' bit of my sister]

I think the wheight of this on my concience might have something to do with my vegetarianism.

-Chee

Вы смотрите придурковатыми когда вы делаете то

My Русско Barbie stinks.

Mess is back and she's read up on EVERYONE's posts! So no whinin'! Specially from Chip-o-da-old-block-Chee!

I noticed that,while Kenni made me laugh, Chee and Vicks-the-sinus clearer were being emo emus!

Mr. Blog seems to be violated with stories of love lifes! SO! Whilst some would find remedy's in happier notes, I think I should add моя жизнь влюбленности too!

I like Alaska, but Alaska's too much of a robot to notice. So caught up in Biology, she ain't noticin the Loveology! That's an important science!!! Like
WOmbology, the study of wombo and
Porcupineology
the study of BRICKS! Dont ask

Vitas loves you all, as well as me
Choir concert comin soon! Be thar!

Я тебя люблю!!


Oh Well! At least I've got me my Girardelli brownies!

I know, I suck.. A little. ^^

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?!
NO!
It's..... Victoria back from the dead!

hahaha. Maybe not quite so literally but you get my drift.
I think we [fellow DD bloggers and I] are experiencing something called:
cosmic irony
The world is against us!
And I have to pee...

Woo! I'm back.
Not to brag or anything but I'm the fastest pee-er you will ever meet.
^_^

Alrighty, so where was I?
A-ha!
Technology conspires against us Dolls!
Internet failures, HTML confusion.
Et cetera.

I've got nothing interesting to report except for my ghastly writer's block.
I have to write this short story for Lit Sweatshop and it's not going well.
All I've got so far is an Identity-esque plot about a girl with multiple personalities.
Yaaaaaay
Let's hear it for happiness.
>.>

Oh! You know what?
I should go.
I need to do all these things and I've got no time!
Whoah!
Big stress wave my way.

I enjoyed Twilight
Like CHEE didn't.
>.>
Edward is ga-- sexy. ^^
But, seriously...
Don't you want a sexy crooner vamp after you?

If you like piña coladas,

Vicks.

P.S. OMFG. I have an iPhone. xD
I want to make it look like that..

Hey! I'm gonna poop on your bed

Alex returns,

It's Thanksgiving!!! And I'm sick again.

Seems like me and holidays don't go together. Hope everyone's enjoying some nice cultural dishes, cause me

I hate turkey.

>.< style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;" size="4">Poptarts are nice!

I've been playing Video Games that Suck. Contrary to popular belief....wait...they do suck.
Oh well!

I'll be 'round postin'up some random videos on youtube
bout Guitar Hero and how it makes me want to
Poop on your bed
see ya.
Alex and the flu

Dollar Store Expeditions

Today was supposed to be Emma's day,

but

her computer charger died

and

I didn't have time to do mine yesterday.

I'll tell you about my dollar store expedition!

The dollar store par exelence around here is called Capri. 

The smell of piss hit my nostrils the moment I walked in.

It turned out to be cheap carpets. 

But the fact that it came from the bathroom department had my brain working up a myriad of scenarios.

Capri never dissapoints. 

I always find something to laugh at in there. 

That day, it was Jesus.

I leave our non-existent readers to analyze the cultural implications of this.

I'm gunna go clean my room

and

pay attention to the Blue/Chee (heh heh) text-a-thon.

Your cotton candy is in my dishwasher.

<3

Chee

Pass the salt

We've reorganized!

In a very fiveawesomegirls-like move, we've now established must-post days.

They go as follows:

Monday - ME! [Paper Chee]

Tuesday - Porcelain Emma [cross your fingers and hope she'll comply]

Wednesday - Victoria Plastique  [for love!]

Thursday - Barbie's Kenni [get your google translator bar]

Friday - Miss Rag Mess ['cause she's awesome]

The only one who did her job was Kenni.

Good girl.

We love you!

The rest of us were too busy.

Really.

Monday and Tuesday.

Work workety work!

Wedesday!

The Twilight premiere. 

As we expected, the movie was full of our teenybopper school-mates.

They screamed every time Edward showed up.

We screamed every time the pepper spray showed up.

Then, 'cause we're cooler than our snooty classmates, 

we went to BIG Kmart.

We being Dolly's Day + Lips + Jimmy.

(Lips is our buddy. We like Lips. Lips is crazy)

We danced in the aisles and checked out the guy in the toy area.

Buut, then I was stuck in two hour traffic, I had left my phone at Ben & Jerry's

AND!

I still had to do a politics thing with my partner. 

Needless to say, I did not sleep very much. 

Thursday,

I very very very badly failed my French history test.

Then I had to study for literary sweatshop.

My night wasn't as exciting as Kenni's.

Heh, heh. 

Friday,

I caught up on sleep. 

And I saw:

-The Clique (terrible movie)

-Once (excellent movie)

-Fried Green Tomatoes (alright)

Saturday!

We put the Christmas tree.

It's so pretty!

I'll put pictures up as soon as my camera decides to cooperate.

And I went to Snickers Urbania.

It was pretty rad. 

Got to see Metal Mulisha

and a bunch of hot skater guys

and grafitti artists

and some awesome local bands.

Met an adorable asian guy.

Best of all, it was free.

Today!

I've been getting ready for tomorrow's rehearsal.

See you there, Dolls.

-Chee

Thursdays

Everything always happens on Thursdays.

I'm serious.

I was going to the premiere of Twilight last night and decided to take a nap in my friend's car before the movie. Three hours later, some cops came and told us that apparently it is illegal to sleep in a parking lot. wtf? never mind.
My first encounter with the cops. Lovely.

Anyways, it's been a lovely day. Really. The sun is shining and the leaves are FINALLY turning orange(global warming?). It was finally cold today (about 34' F) so I got to look like the Michelin Man:

:3 Hottie.

Mein Freund♥, der ich mit alle mein Herz liebe, hat zu Oklahoma gegangen. Ich bin traurig weil ich ihm vermisse. :(
Auf der anderen Seite... Heute die Schule hat mir gefaellen. Wir haben mit crayons zeichnen! Ich habe eine EINS in meinem Kunst Geshichte Klasse. YAYYY! :D Ich will jetzt feiern. Hm... Ich weiss nicht was anders zu schreibe. Mein Deutsch ist sehr schlecht.
Tschues.

Note to whoever made our page layout:
IT'S COMPLICATED LOOKING. >.> IT FRUSTRATES ME.
Seriously. o.o where is the home button or whatever? Am I stupid? D:

Happy Late Thursday. :)




That's all I have to say for now.

Love,

KENNI

FREE RICE! CLICK HERE!

Alex is back and happening

Alex is BACK

Words of wisdom: You don't get points for playing by the rules

GUh! Just came from a fashion show!
I HATE those darn models that are too afraid to change in public >.
Anyywhooo! I am reallllllllly in the mood for some brownies...the Girardelli, triple chocolate kind, to be exact.

I'm sort of disappointed in Klondike, ma laptop.....it keeps on .....dying...

there is a persistent tumor growing out of my ear. I want to stick knives in ma brain.

I've always tried playing two instruments at once. No success yet.

I'll takeyou to the candy shop

OMG! This photographer dude wouldn't stop touching me....all I could look at was his enormous.....NIKON CAMERA!!! Camera buddies!

Sloppy Joes are tasty. Sometimes

I like playing the sims with real people o.o

-love, Alex
I'm probably the coolest person you know.

Yeah, so I'm obviously overly excited about my camera...

... and it isn't even new. 

It is, however, purple.

I've been thinking about my style on this blog.

I think its waaay too similar to Victoria's. 

I wasn't doing it on purpose. 

From now on, I'll try to make this as Dolly's Day--esque as possible.

Now. 

The day went as per usual: 

Go to school.

Try to survive,

Only to commit accidental suicide by pastel poisoning.

Study hall put us once more in the land of boredom. 

So what do we do? 

We draw on our tongues with Mess' art supplies.

Yup, we're the cool kidz.

I "scored" tickets to the Twilight premiere.

Okay, I'll admit it. 

First read-through,

the books were awesome.

I fell in love with Edward just like everybody else.

But honestly, as I read Breaking Dawn, 

I found myself laughing.

I believe the adequate description is cheesy. 

Le fromage d'Edward Cullen.

With the exception of Mess, 

we all read it before it became a fad

and then we promised we'd go to the movie premiere.

At the time we didn't know the Queen would be hosting it.

Somehow, I'm not as excited as I should be. 

At least Jimmy and Blue are coming. 

Le gasp!

I haven't told thee interwebz about the awesomeness of

JAMES!

He is my twin brotha from anutha motha. 

Born the same day as me and everything.

[July 22, send us stuff! :D]

Only he was born three years before.

Does it get better?

Yes.

We can check out guys together.

^_*

I just googled Jesus.

This is ridiculous.

They're all white. 

And one of them looks like a male model.

They ALL look like male models.

 At least this one has a nice tan.

Wow,I totally lost my DD rhythm.

Ahh, I'll keep working on it. 

I feel like I should put another picture in here... 

 

;D

Because I'm immature and I think its funny.

-Chee

Chee the "all-knowing"

>.>
Thesaurus.

I am back to awesomeness!

Rejoice!
I am back to my normal self!
We seem to have pictures up on the blog.
:O
I iz shocked!
Hehehe...

In other news... I have a big History test tomorrow!
How... unexciting.
If sonnets are useless, knowledge about the Civil War is...
*checks synonym dictionary*
Useless! Futile! Hopeless!
Pah.

I can't watch musicals without singing along. >.<
People laugh at me!
But, you know what?
I don't care!
I looooove to sing!

Anywhoooo... Random interject after being looked at funny while singing Grease.
^^
The bake sale we had yesterday went off rather well!
I'm pleased to say we're out of the negatives in our account. XD
There was a lot of dancing around, singing and eating.
Butchered Gloria Gaynor, sold Cielito Lindo.
[you get a cookie if you can correctly identify who Gloria Gaynor is!]

Are you ready for your cookie?
I'm an awesome baker.
Ask Chee!
Or Mess!
Or... Blue!
Blue likes my cupcakes and brownies.
But let's not talk about Blue.
These are sensitive times.
>.<

Hm, I've seized watching Hairspray.
The Russian is talking to me and Jacob is calling.
My life is interesting.
^^

Well, I shall be back when I have something interesting to write!
Although I've said pretty interesting things!
Hopefully. >.< style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> love and a Peanut Butter cupcake for your troubles.
-Vicks

Synonym dictionary = thesaurus

I was late to school this morning but it was okay because I got a sneak peek at this new phone...

 

Yes, that is a manphone. 

And a pretty cheap looking one at that. 

Still, it made me laugh.

The day progressed pretty much as usual, until lunch that is. 

We met two very distinct members of society.

Angelina Aquafina and Enrico Balduino the Third.

The got along quite well.

Afternoon classes, choir and then...

MORMONS!

I don't know why I find them so adorable.

Probably because of Latter Days--

no, I found them cute before I saw that.

Buuuut now I am home and  I also have a history test tomorrow.

School is hard. 

Lesson of the day:

Never use the adjective 'gloating' to describe a guy who acts like a prick.

The mental image is just too weird.

Okay, I really need to study now.

Peace out mothalickaz!

-Chee

We tried to auction off Emma

If you didn't know, we gots four proud members of the choir student goverment-thing here!

I iz tha prez! [look like an idiot]


Mess is the secksie secretary!



Vick-ness! The librariannnnnn!



Emma [on the left]! Public [heh heh] relations!


Aaaaand Kenni just provides awesome.



So checkout! We had a bake sale today! Yayyyyy!


And so with this, you might realize--
and by you I mean radical internet robots who are the only ones to register the existence of this blog--
that I will now be posting more pictures!
Why?
My camera LIVES!
My daddy bought me a new charger!

In other news... I have an English test tomorrow!
On what?!?!
Renaissance stuff?
Sonnets?
Who knows!?
Who cares?!?!
Teachers teach us the same junk every year--
iambic pentameter, three quatrains and a couplet!
How about you teach me something OTHER than the same friggin' sonnet about thou being more temperate than the seasons?
Something I can use in life.
Don't get me wrong, I love English,
I do alright, honors and all.
So it isn't like I'm stoopet--
and I read a lot, not just school stuff.
Its probably in my top three classes but when teachers repeat the same thing, it just looses meaning--at least to me it does.
Yeah, I don't care much for Shakespeare but Dante?
Now that is something I'd like to spend more than three days on.

Speaking of English,
today was the English assembly!
They showed a movie I helped write the screenplay for!
I was kinda pissed the day we got together to write so my part didn't come out as well but,
the students liked it!
:D

Currently contemplating the creation of a livejournal or a flickr.
Opinions?

Okay, I'm out.
-Chee

So!

I'm wemo.
Let's celebrate!

-Vicks

My heart has been broken.. again.

I can't keep doing this...
I'm begging for our relationship.
He's telling me of the reality of things.
He loves me?
He's chasing around what he really thinks..

I'm crying.
I'm sad.

I'm begging God to keep him by my side.

He's my drug.
He's my smile.
He can't disappear...

I need him.

I'm tired of telling him.
I'm breaking inside.

I'm putting a happy face on for tomorrow.
And them.

I'm sorry.
-Victoria Plastique

Influenza does NOT eat your kidneys!

It does, however, prevent you from going out on fun family trips to the local mall. >.<
I've decided not to awesome-ify my post because.. well... I don't feel up to it! ^^

In other news...
Visit our friggin' awesome YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
The only person to have left a comment was my exboyfriend.

Not very thrilling if you ask me.

We've [Chee] made it easy for you and put up the longest video we've made.
Flip-A-Cake
It's dandy, it's super, it's AWESOME!

With much love and apologies for the slit-wrists mood I'm currently in,
-Victoria Plastique

Shake yo' money maker

 That party was fun. I don't really have much to say except: wow, Blue... I no longer feel like a moron. In other words, I believe Blue. The sad bit is I was too shocked to say anything except 'Woa, points for Blue'. Even sadder than this is the fact that I was wearing what I meant to give to Blue if Blue ever showed me Blue was true and I forgot. (Okay, from now on, the pronoun 'it' substitutes the name 'Blue'. Oh and I found out that The Birthday Massacre, Blue's favorite band, has a song called 'Blue'. Ha ha.) So, in conclusion... I love It, It loves me. Then again, this might just be the beginning of a new cycle... ah screw it... Purple <3 Blue. 

As for my noticeably absent mistresses, since they wont blog about their lives, I will. By this I mean that I'll make up stuff about them until they pay attention and deny.

Kenni! Kenni lost her shoe in Germany and still has not returned from her quest.

Emma! Emma was helping her grandma put up electric blue Christmas lights in her front yard. They were indeed electric so her finger bears a burn that has the shape of Guam.

Mess! Mess has a cold and while baking brownies, she switched the tray with her homework. Now her French essays are nice and toasty.

Vicks! Vicks contracted a virus that is currently eating away at one of her kidneys. Fear not, when the Akron virus is finished, it will have cloned her and then we will have spare Victorias. 

And now, introducing.... 

FLIP-A-CAKE!

Use it in the shower!

Let it walk your dog!

Use it as protection against ninjas!

Children love it!

Old farts love it!

YOU love it!

Available to the first 23.4 callers for six easy payments of

$74!

Call now and get half off!

(We are not responsible for ruptured spleens, lost top hats or awesomeness overdose. Funky people not included. Ask your vet before use.)

WOO! Okay.... we're done here.

-Chee

Purple sheep!

Oh blog! Nobody loves you and only remember you on days when I should be studying for my hardcore tests. Oh well... here are some purple sheep of love. 

What do you want first? The good news or the bad?

Let's do the bad first so we can have a happy ending.

Blue likes drama. Blue takes far too much credit for messing me up. With the exception of the cold, I feel awesome. I am not messed up. There are way too many people in the world pretending and I don't want to be one of them. If I seem distant its because I'm a little angry. I mean seriously, if Blue would only shut up for half a second to listen to me.... Ironically, Blue only listens when I'm quiet. 

I'm gunna write this in between 'cause I don't know if its happy or sad. I cried when I saw President-elect Obama's speech. As a politics student, I'm pretty cynical about political speeches but this one was different. This one had hope with hope if it makes any sense. It wasn't all that different from his others. I'm not quite sure why I cried--maybe it was the Nyquill but seriously... wow. The US proved the world wrong.

Now, on to the happy news. Mess made brownies today!

I like zombies. I'm considering polygamy on the count of I can't pick: Bert McCracken, Jonny Durham, Dan Brown, Sylar or Cheese from Foster's. I discovered a Fresh Mart near my house (uh huh, this here girl's got the veggie powaaaaah). And last but not least... platypus love is made of awesome. 

  

<3

Less than three,

Chee.